O Negative

Sofie got her period! She's horrified (she is on the younger side).

What and where?

Thinks I like:

Cheese from other countries
Eggs from chickens
Cars from anywhere but the USA
Clothing from The Gap
Puppies from their mommies
Warm rain from the sky
Coffee from freshly ground beans
Coffee mugs from anywhere but China

Things I love:
Sasha from...I'm really not sure
My family from Utah
JD from....again, I'm really not sure
Sofie from a strange time in my life, when I lived on the west bank in Paris. Really, it was a long time ago (o.k., just over a decade).
Kristof from...I'd rather not get into that right now. I usually only discuss this with my therapist and my hairdresser.

The people in your neighborhood

I have a neighbor from Hell. I know, I could just move. Or, I could suck it up. I say there's a happy medium; it's a website where people can go to chat about their nightmarish neighbor, post photos or videos of said neighbor and gain insights about living in harmony with neighbors you despise.

For example, let's say your neighbor wakes up from her hangover, after a night of whoredom and alcoholic bliss and she walks into the public courtyard in her super short terry robe, her bed-head birds nest hair flopping about her face, to enjoy a nice cigarette. This would be a moment to capture on video and post on the website for comments, discussion, or even voting.

If this website doesn't yet exist, it soon will...