Celebrity Kids with unfortunate aesthetic inheritances, Pt. 1

Rumer Willis

Mom's forehead, eyes, nose

Dad's chin

Before you get all up in my business about it not being her 'fault' and the poor thing can't change the shape and size of her face, there is such a thing as 'chin shaving'. Any plastic surgeon could remove some of that excess Bruce chin and the problem would be gone forever. She has already blamed her father for her chin, which she, too, has noticed creates an unfortunate Mrs. Potato Head look. 

Lourdes' eyebrows (or singular, 'eyebrow'?)

Madonna, it's one thing to cherish your Italian heritage but even at her young age, a little plucking or a professional eyebrow waxing might help your daughter's areer as a young actress. (Madonna announced just days ago that Lourdes is 'desperate' to become an actress and has joined Mahaattan's Professional Children's School).