Dear NASA,

Sometimes I wonder why you haven't sent any American astronauts to the moon 'again'. Maybe you learned enough about the moon's surface and all the lunar rocks and particulates you brought back the 'first time'?  Or, perhaps you're experiencing some budget constraints? It could be that you're depressed and no longer find interest in the aspects of lunar travel that once gave you so much joy.

I anxiously await your reply to my query.

Respectfully,

Baker, Cake