Let's take a closer look;

Yeaahh. Nice, huh?
Now the cool thing is that you don't have to seek out an old man football coach to get yourself a much needed dose of some manboobs. The younger, hotter, athletes are now sporting them too;

O.k., Phil, you were the second highest paid athlete of 2008. You can afford; a). a Total Gym, b). your own chain of gyms, iii). a 24/7 personal trainer, 4). a fitness-oriented personal chef, V). breast reduction surgery and f). a man-girdle for the upper torso. Or, for a more economical option, cut back on your golf training for ~30 min/day and swim in the spacious pool at one of your homes. Love ya Phil. Still had to do it. Take a lesson from Le Tigre.

xoxoxoxo!!!
M.C. Baker
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