The People in your Neighborhood

What's grosser than your neighbor making out with her Corvette driving, Match.com 'date' on the same day she has an infected tooth pulled out of her face, while her tooth hole is admittedly oozing blood. Not too surprisingly, I haven't seen the t-top convertible Corvette man's car since said incident occurred.

K, now your turn to tell a gross neighbor story. I'm all ears.