STD's on tap

Newly divorced Neighbor #1 is vigorously exercising her sex-tastic freedom by inviting men over for late night boo-tay calls. Not that she's bragging about this, mind you, her neighbors (namely Sasha) can hear the nocturnal rumblings. Still-married, long ago separated, but too lazy to complete divorce paperwork, Neighbor #2 opened her all-night revolving door a few months ago. Thanks to Match.com, her perpetual ;men hunt' has been exceedingly fruitful. Not quite as (barely) discreet as Neighbor #1, Neighbor#2 parades her men throughout the common areas and bombards anyone within her view with comments such as, "He has a boner but he doesn't want you to see it", or, "He has been here less than 20 minutes and we've already had sex."

The one mantra stuck in mind is USE A CONDOM!