Why do women, usually the younger variety, think purple lowlights or highlights are o.k.?
Dear friend of Sasha's,
Why is it o.k. to let your already aesthetically challenged, obese adolescent daughter dye her hair with Kool-Aid? Is it because you won't let her get a tramp-stamp (to match yours) until she's 14? So you're giving her a break on the hair thing?
Dear Hairdresser,
You did a kick-@ss color job on my hair 3.5 weeks ago. Where did the color go, such that my natural sh@t-brown color is now showing through? And also, too, can you get some new scissors that don't cause my hair to magically grow at 5 times the normal rate starting the week after you cut it? Or can you just move in with me and cut it once a week?
Dear JD,
You need to go to the groomers. Will you take yourself there tomorrow? I can only only remove so much of the vomit and dog food smell from the beard around your mouth. While on that subject, please...brush your teeth.
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