Sodium Supervision

Apparently cake baker is having hunger and/or craving issues. People rarely crave pork in and of itself. How can one think, "Mmmmm! A cute piglet, (that as a fetus - resembles a human), sounds so lovely to chew and swallow today?!" Sure, humans are ghastly creatures with a nonsensical need for violence and blood lust; so why the bacon tribute? Kristof and Sophie have NEVER had pork of any kind, as I, Sasha, do my best to keep our home Kosher. The logical explanation is that Cb may have a ridiculously low sodium blood count. Ladies, please take this as a warning: If you are craving something, like salt, PLEASE grab those Saltines and munch away!