Dear Year 2008,

I think you have overstayed your welcome. I don't know of anyone who wants to spend time with you. I know you tried hard and maybe you can blame a lot of the crappy stuff that happened during your reign on George Bush, Congress and the Senate. Actually, I think you can pretty much blame everything bad on George Bush and Corporate America. That said, thanks for the good things. But now, it's time for you gather up your things, put on your coat and hat and make your exit....NOW! Don't let the door hit you on your big fat girlie ass!